Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 18 Apr

    Obama Flips Clinton The Bird!

    I don’t care what kind of denials the man issues. This is on purpose. Listen to the crowd. They KNOW! Obama doesn’t look up because he knows too! Like I said, I…

  2. 18 Apr

    That’s One Big Pope!

    Yesterday morning on Good Morning America, religion reporter Dan Harris reported on the Papal Mass from Nationals Park in Washington. He said, “This is a brand new ballpark opened just two and…

  3. 18 Apr

    Mass Outrage: No Extraordinary Ministers!

    Amazing. One would think the after the multicultural musical mayhem that occurred yesterday at National’s Stadium, that your average ‘catholic’ progressive would be basking in the glow of this liturgical train wreck…

  4. 18 Apr

    Liar: Yale Abortion Story a Hoax

    So, it was all a hoax after all. I was fooled and so were the major and minor media outlets. The Yale senior did not actually artificially inseminate herself and then use…

  5. 18 Apr

    Do You Want Fries With That?

    A cleric friend of mine reports in from the papal Mass in DC: “I was distributing communion on the first level on the South Capitol side of the stadium. About 10 minutes…

  6. 18 Apr

    Today on CMR – April 17, 2008

    Do You Want Fries With That?—Super sized liturgies now come with fries! Dems Strip “Objectionable Language” about Pope—Now if we could only remove those objectionable members of congress. Liturgical Music – New…

  7. 17 Apr

    Liturgical Music – New Amazon Flavor!

    Raymond Arroyo, commenting on the odd choices for some of the music in the liturgy at Nationals Stadium, after listening to an absolutely awful conga version of an offertory hymn (including bongos…

  8. 17 Apr

    A New Low for Yale University

    As a Yale alum, I have been repeatedly disgusted and disappointed in many of the decisions the university has made since I graduated in 1991. I routinely throw the requests for donations…

  9. 17 Apr

    Our Badly Misunderstood Pope

    It’s great having the Pope here if only to see how shallow our country’s media really is. (As if we needed reminding) The media clearly has no idea what to do with…