Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 05 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 4, 2008

    Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable With Teaching Kids About God—”Sometimes I think it is easier to talk to my daughter about sex than about God. Perhaps that’s because I have a pretty good…

  2. 04 Feb

    Weekend on CMR – February 2-3, 2008

    Jesuit Who Was Ordered To Stop Saying Latin Mass Dies—Jesuit Fr. Philip L. Bourret, reportedly ordered by his superiors in March 2006 to stop saying the traditional Latin Mass or face suspension,…

  3. 03 Feb

    Jesuit Who Was Ordered To Stop Saying Latin Mass Dies

    Fr. Philip L. Bourret, a retired Jesuit priest who was ordered by his Jesuit superiors to stop saying traditional Latin Mass, died at 94 this week, according to the California Cathlic Daily.…

  4. 02 Feb

    Crucifixion? It Wasn’t That Bad, Says Professor

    The Crucifixion of Christ “wasn’t as bad as it’s been painted”, an outspoken Marxist academic will claim on the BBC this month. Christ on the Cross: ‘He got off pretty lightly’ because…

  5. 02 Feb

    For the Lesbian Who Has Everything

    You have to admit, mankind is finding new and creative ways to call down divine wrath. The latest scientific “advance” sure to eventually precipitate biblical comeuppance is a doozy. What do you…

  6. 02 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 1, 2008

    Archbishop Chaput Accused of Stealing Milk from Babies—Rocky Mountain News to Archbishop: When did you stop beating your wife? Take Off You Hoser!—Don’t get sick in Canada, eh? Or you are a…

  7. 01 Feb

    Archbishop Chaput Accused of Stealing Milk from Babies

    Rocky Mountain News published this Q and A with Archbishop Charles Chaput, who recently spoke out against a bill in the state House that he deemed an “attack on religious identity.” The…

  8. 01 Feb

    Take Off You Hoser!

    Scene: A Hospital in Canada, eh? Doctor: So I was thinkin’ eh? Your husband, he don’t look so good eh?Wife: But Doctor, he just needs help! You can treat him. Anyway, I…

  9. 31 Jan

    Georgetown to Stay Catholic? Well Kind Of?

    The editorial of the Georgetown Voice this week does a cost/ benefit analysis on preserving their Jesuit identity. It’s simply one of the most distressing things I’ve ever read. It starts: Georgetown…