Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 08 Feb

    Wanted: Ash Ministers

    I went to receive ashes the other night and a funny thing struck me. There were no lay ministers smudging people’s foreheads and telling them they’d return to dust. Now, the church…

  2. 08 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 7, 2008

    McCain Resurrects Zombie Reagan—In a move bound to both rankle and awe conservative members of his party, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain resurrected the remains of former President Ronald Reagan to appear…

  3. 07 Feb

    McCain Resurrects Zombie Reagan

    In a move bound to both rankle and awe conservative members of his party, presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain resurrected the remains of former President Ronald Reagan to appear next to him.…

  4. 07 Feb

    Steve Martin To Mock Pope. What a Jerk. (Get it?)

    In an interivew I read with British actress Emily Mortimer, she says that in ‘’Pink Panther 2’’ Steve Martin will be in his element. “He’s really hit his stride with this one,…

  5. 07 Feb

    Hallmark Behind Three Parent Embryo

    This whole three parent embryo thing is bothering me. As a former reporter I’m trained to always look at who benefits by the committing of any ridiculous or heinous act. So I…

  6. 07 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 6, 2008

    Duh! We’re Christians!—New prayer for the Jews offends the professionally offended. I Want:—Matthew ponders the little ways we can be good. Gay Marriage Marches On—Parents cannot opt out of gay ‘marriage’ indoctrination…

  7. 06 Feb

    Duh! We’re Christians!

    Please. I mean, please! Really. Enough. Really. The professionally offended continue to practice their profession in earnest. The new text for the Good Friday prayer for the Jews has been released and…

  8. 06 Feb

    Today on CMR – February 5, 2008

    I Want:—Matthew ponders the little ways we can be good. Gay Marriage Marches On—Parents cannot opt out of gay ‘marriage’ indoctrination in Massachusetts. What doe the future hold? Newsweek Catholic Columnist Uncomfortable…

  9. 05 Feb

    I Want:

    My ruminations on what I’ve learned recently. As they occur to me I usually write them down. Thought I’d throw a few out there. I’ll add to it as I go. Feel…

  10. 05 Feb

    Gay Marriage Marches On

    I am glad I do not live in Massachusetts, for if I did, my only options would be to move to a different state or home-school my children. Unfortunately, this type of…