Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 10 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 17 Jan

    Stuff You Should Read and Some Other Stuff

    The Curt Jester asks the hard questions. Are you a Homophobe-phobe? And if you are, is it your fault? Or put a different way, is being offended a genetic defect? Shouldn’t the…

  2. 17 Jan

    ACLU Fights the Most Important Battles of the Day

    Here’s my favorite line from the news today: In an effort to help Sen. Larry Craig, the American Civil Liberties Union is arguing that people who have sex in public bathrooms have…

  3. 17 Jan

    Today on CMR – January 16, 2008

    You Don’t Tug on Superman’s Cape—Archbishop Burke does his job. Reserve A Room At the Looney Bin—Tom Cruise has got the Crazy eyes! Don’t stare into them or his Scientology super powers…

  4. 16 Jan

    You don’t tug on Superman’s cape

    You don’t tug on Superman’s capeYou don’t spit into the windYou don’t pull the mask off the old Lone RangerAnd you don’t mess around with Archbishop Raymond Burke, da do da do……

  5. 16 Jan

    Reserve A Room At the Looney Bin

    Grab your butterfly nets! Tom Cruise has got the Crazy eyes! Don’t stare into them or his Scientology super powers will get you! “When you drive past an accident, as a Scientologist,…

  6. 16 Jan

    Today on CMR – January 15, 2008

    Atheism on the March…To the Courtroom—Do Atheists have nothing better to do? Adios Amigos and Meet my Gay Lover!—A Lutheran Pastor in Pennsylvania came out to his flock and then resigned before…

  7. 16 Jan

    This is Why I Don’t Like Huckabee

    On the day of the Michigan primary it was widely believed that Romney was going to lose. So when confronted by crying toddler on Tuesday at a polling place, Republican presidential hopeful…

  8. 16 Jan

    Pope’s Trip Cancelled, Western Civilization Doomed

    So let’s break it down. Pope Benedict has canceled his visit to a Rome university following protests by secular professors and students, the Vatican said Tuesday. Iran’s Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was embraced and…

  9. 15 Jan

    Atheism on the March…To the Courtroom

    Do me a favor sometime. Google the words “Atheist” and “lawsuit” and then hunker down for an hour or eight of laughs and tears. Hey look, the writer’s strike is still going…