Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 5 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 24 Jul

    College Educted Libs are Least Tolerant

    Tell me something I don’t know. College educated liberals are the most intolerant of others political beliefs because for them politics is religion. The funny thing is that every conservative knows this…

  2. 21 Jul

    Putting the “You” in Eugenics

    Since being spoiled for a few decades by the Nazis, eugenics is becoming all the rage again. The most recent example is a new program in White County, Tennessee, which offers inmates…

  3. 21 Jul

    Nicole Brown Could Not be Reached for Comment

    I know. I know. Everyone keeps telling me that the parole board COULD NOT take into account OJ’s infamous history. I’m just saying that I know it’s not strictly right. But I’d…

  4. 20 Jul

    Prayers for Political Opponents are not Hypocritical

    I remember a few years ago feeling weird about offering prayers for Ruth Vader Ginsburg. I did it anyway. It’s not hypocrisy for those who’ve long vehemently opposed Senator McCain to offer…

  5. 19 Jul

    Matt’s Horrible No Good Very Bad Gallbladder

    I was recently in the hospital getting my gallbladder ripped out. It seems it was attacking my pancreas which is like totally uncool. I mean, behavior like that is grounds for ejection.…

  6. 18 Jul

    DC allows doctors to prescribe life-ending medications

    DC is now allowing doctors to prescribe life-ending medications. What a waste. The doctor should just tell patients interested in death to just take a walk at night through DC. It’ll have…