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I Bet Putin Won’t Say “What difference at this point does it make?”

I’m sure you’ve all seen that Russian diplomat being assassinated by that Muslim radical. What a horror. I pray that it will wake the world from its politically correct apathy. Something tells me that Russia won’t be as…um…accepting of their… Continue Reading →

Yup. Pagan Priest Wins Right to Wear Horns for License Picture

So let me just get this straight. Pro-lifers can’t even get pro-life license plates but this jackwagon can wear horns for his license picture. Because…religious freedom. Y’know, that same religious freedom that says nuns have to pay for baby bye-bye… Continue Reading →

Clickbait Asshattery From Notre Dame Prof About the Virgin Mary and SEX!

The last time we heard from Notre Dame professor Candida Moss she was on every television show possible discussing her theory that Christians of old were never actually persecuted and that they only made all that up to inspire people… Continue Reading →

White House Chief of Staff: Obama Most Catholic President Like Ever!

He’s soooo Catholic he’s been sued by nuns! This is just sycophantic idiocy of a half man who is inexplicably infatuated with Barack Obama who is willing to walk away from the teachings of his faith in order to support… Continue Reading →

Pastor: “Our culture of purity celebrates the Virgin Mary. As a rape victim, that hurts me.”

This is kinda’ nuts. And I would say I can’t believe the Washington Post printed this but I absolutely believe the Washington Post printed this. The Rev. Ruth Everhart, who is a victim of rape, wrote that it hurts her… Continue Reading →

Most Unintentionally Ironic Headline About Abortion…Evah!

This is so ridiculous I have no words. CNBC Threats at abortion clinics rise since Trump’s election, advocates ‘facing fight of their lives’ Fight of THEIR lives? For the first time ever, not funding an organization with half a billion… Continue Reading →

Update: Judge Orders School To Put Charlie Brown Christmas Poster Back Up

A Texas judge has ordered a school district to restore a decoration that included a biblical verse recited by Linus in the 1960s TV special “A Charlie Brown Christmas” and add the line that labels it “Ms. Shannon’s Christmas message.”… Continue Reading →

Scientists Reconstruct Face of Saint Nicholas and…

Here’s what some British scientists came up with… Just kidding. This is what they actually said he looked like. Not bad. Kind face. Make a decent Mall Santa, right? No. It’d have to be a store that was going for… Continue Reading →

NY Times Declares Abortion Has No Consequencs for Mothers

The New York Times declares abortion free from mental and/or emotional side effects. “Abortion Is Found to Have Little Effect on Women’s Mental Health.” Whew! Well, if the New York Times reported it, it must be true. Except this is… Continue Reading →

School District Protects Children from Horror of Charlie Brown Poster

A Texas school district voted to support of a middle school principal who ordered that a Charlie Brown poster be torn from the wall because it said, “For unto you is born this day in the City of David a… Continue Reading →

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