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Pro-Life Democrat Exhibit Opens in Cryptozoological Museum

Between the stuffed Sasquatch and the terrifying wax chupacabra is an exhibit at the CMR Museum featuring an even more rarely sighted creature – the pro-life Democrat. While there have been a great many supposed sightings of the being, none… Continue Reading →

Fear and Loathing In These Last Days

Venerable Anne Catherine Emmerich, granted a vision of a future tumultuous time in the Church said this, “She (The Holy Mother) said a great many others things that it pains me to relate: she said that if only one priest… Continue Reading →

Please Pray For The Soul Of Noel Sheppard

This is a shock. The prolific Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters.org has passed away from cancer at the age of 53. Please pray for the repose of his soul. Eternal rest, grant unto him O Lord and let perpetual light shine… Continue Reading →

Lesbo-Sacrament-aplooza

We are so done. Biblical comeuppance cannot come fast enough. Rorate reports on the woeful situation in Argentina in which a ‘married’ lesbian couple will present their child for baptism in the Cathedral right after the two mommies are confirmed…. Continue Reading →

Does All Episcopal Bling Shine As Brightly?

There is blood in the water and it shines like bling. But does all episcopal bling shine as brightly? There are circles in the Church in Catholic media that erupted in derisive joy of the resignation of the Bishop of… Continue Reading →

Wow Vid: 39 Year Old Woman Hears for the First Time

We’ve seen videos like this before but there’s a shortage of beauty in the world. And who can tire of watching a miracle, even if it’s the second or third one you’ve seen. The look on this woman’s face is… Continue Reading →

So When Can We Start with the Nazi Analogies Again?

OK, now that a hospital has been found to be using aborted babies as material to heat the hospital, is it OK yet to invoke the much maligned Nazi analogy? I know. I know. Any analogy to Nazis is outrageously… Continue Reading →

The Pope’s Über Secret Plan To Save Marriage From The Germans?

“Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.” Caveats: Ok. I am going to throw this out there. I am not saying it is right. I… Continue Reading →

Don’t Talk with Your Mouth Full

Just overheard from the kitchen. The 14 year old girl (in a disgusted tone) to her 8 year old little brother: “Ewwww. Don’t talk with your mouth full.” The boy: “My mouth isn’t full. It’s only half full.” *subhead*Heh.*subhead*

Liberal Frightened at Prospect of Judicial Overreach

Senator Patty Murray, according to CNS News, is stunned that nine people in black robes are getting to decide a major issue, and not her. I know, right? “I’ve worked hard to make sure that women have access to the… Continue Reading →

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