Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 14 Oct

    Zero-Tolerance Nazis Strike Again

    It seems almost every week we have a story about an irrational school district making an absurd decision based upon some ludicrous zero-tolerance policy. This one takes the cake. A young lady…

  2. 14 Oct

    Victory Is Mine!!!!!!!!

    Behold!! The first of thousands!!!! I checked this morning and found nothing. But my 10 yr old son, who checks multiple times a day, checked shortly afterwards and found this!!! He called…

  3. 14 Oct

    The Archbold Vomitorium

    My six year old daughter was sick and home from school the other day. She had thrown up a massive amount right on the living room rug. I think I saw a…

  4. 12 Oct

    Movie Quiz

    Name me a movie with the following actors. Bill Paxton Mykelti Williamson Willem Dafoe and Diane Lane Hint: One of the worst acted movies ever. Hint 2: Awesome soundtrack! *subhead*Off.*subhead*

  5. 11 Oct

    Laziest Chickens in the World

    I think I have the laziest chickens in the world. They were 22 weeks old yesterday and still no eggs. Let me be clear, there will be no negotiation. They start giving…

  6. 11 Oct

    So Much for Infallibility, Huh?

    Hey, they spelled Elvis’ name wrong on his tombstone and that set off a generation of conspiracy kooks. Spelling Jesus’ name wrong on a Vatican coin will likely create more. Someone send…

  7. 10 Oct

    Christian Billboard to Atheists: Thank God You’re Wrong

    This is actually pretty clever. As you know, we’ve been inundated with atheist billboards. Well, the group Answers in Genesis has this billboard up in Times Square and somewhere in San Francisco…