Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 10 Oct

    A Touching Story Of My Future, Sorta

    I dunno why, I always find these stories very touching. SPANISH FORK, Utah (AP) — A Utah couple who lived 63 years together died within hours of each other last week. The…

  2. 10 Oct

    Restaurant Offers Unconsecrated Host on a Burger

    A restaurant is offering a “Ghost” burger, which features an unconsecrated communion wafer. Jerks. What else can you say? Jerks. I love when people do something like this and they act all…

  3. 09 Oct

    College Prof: Dogs are People

    Gregory Berns, a professor of neuroeconomics at Emory University, wrote a piece in The New York Times saying that after studying dogs brains for a while he’s willing to say “Dogs are…

  4. 09 Oct

    A Punch In The Gut

    A little piece of anecdata from a comment on my recent piece at the NC Register “Pope Traumatic Stress Disorder” I am sure there is nothing to worry about. This weekend our…

  5. 08 Oct

    Priest: Obama Denied Mass to Catholics

    For a president who talked all the time about “freedom to worship” this is kinda’ surprising. And by surprising I mean, I actually just can’t believe this hadn’t happened sooner. You know…

  6. 08 Oct

    Hilariously Pathetic NARAL Rally

    This is the saddest NARAL rally, maybe ever. I could get more people to come to my backyard for a “Free foot fungus” giveaway. It’s not just pathetic. It’s pathetic-nado. It’s a…

  7. 08 Oct

    Bob Geldof Tells Kids They’ll All Be Dead by 2030

    Musician/ activist Bob Geldof is warning that climate change may kill us all within the next 17 years. This is a case of yesterday’s news warning about yesterday’s news. This is like…