Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 16 Mar

    Jesuit Student Gives Awesome Wet Willie on Live TV

    I guess the first thing to say is my kid would be in huuuuuuuuge trouble for doing this. But it’s still kinda’ awesome. Right after the election of the pope, NBC 10…

  2. 15 Mar

    Biden, Pelosi to Represent USA at Papal Mass

    What an absolute horror this is. The White House has selected Joe Biden, Nancy Pelosi, and the President of Georgetown University to represent the United States at the Pope Francis’ inaugural Mass.…

  3. 15 Mar

    Two Year old Reading Cosmo

    I just met a woman at the bookstore who told me a great story. I was sitting next to her tap tap tapping away on my keyboard here and she was seated…

  4. 15 Mar

    Habemus Problems, PF1

    I wish I could give a cogent and well thought out treatise on the election of Pope Francis I, hereby and forever dubbed PF1 ( You heard it here first.) But I…

  5. 15 Mar

    Pope Francis Has ties to Hate Group

    It’s recently been discovered that the newly selected pope has ties with a hate group which discriminates against women and homosexuals. Some say the group is even more hateful and dangerous than…

  6. 14 Mar

    Oops. Italian Bishops Thank God for Wrong Pope

    This is just funny. I don’t care who you are. Just moments after Cardinal Jorge Bergoglio was introduced as the new Pope, Italian bishops had a congratulatory message sent to the media…