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A Disillusioned 7 Year Old’s First Shower

My seven year old boy has been bugging me to shower instead of taking a bath for a few days now. Now, there’s the kind of bugging that normal human beings are capable of. But this pales in comparison to… Continue Reading →

Tolerance Nazis Threaten Gay Actor

This totally figures. Remember last week when actor Rupert Everett who everyone remembers from “My Best Friends Wedding” said he didn’t think that gays adopting was such a great idea. Well you’d think that being an openly gay man himself… Continue Reading →

Lady Gaga Says Nobody Cares About Pope’s View of Marriage

Lady Gag is at it again. In a world where she’s surrounded by people who hate the pope and heart gay marriage, she’s bravely come out against the Pope and for gay marriage. How brave. What’s with her? She doesn’t… Continue Reading →

Everyone Loves a Baby

I brought my godson, a four month old baby, to my daughter’s volleyball game. Bringing a baby anywhere is like being a bodyguard/spokesperson for a moody celebrity. You have to clean up their messes. People want to come up to… Continue Reading →

Obama Suggests Postcard Asking Mom for Birth Control $$$, CMR Responds

The Obama Campaign suggests an eCard For Women: “Dear Mom, Can I Borrow $18,000 To Pay For My Birth Control?”… CMR responds: ‘Nuff said. HT Weasel Zippers *subhead*Fun with Obama.*subhead*

New Comet: We Are So Like Extra Doomed

Astronomers have just discovered a new comet that come next year may be the brightest comet of all time, shining even brighter than the moon. Modern people hear this news and say “Ooooh…..shiny!” But every generation before Irving Berlin would… Continue Reading →

Le Suicide

And France’s death spiral begins in 3, 2, 1…. French government confirms temporary 75% super-tax on earnings over 1 million euros as part of 2013 budget – @Reuters http://reut.rs/URPKsK *subhead*75% tax rate.*subhead*

Post-Natal Abortions Community. Is This Website Some Kind of Joke?

I came across this website and have to think it’s a joke or some kind of fundraising scheme. At least I hope it is. It’s called the Post-Natal Abortions Community. I’m praying it’s a sick joke. Here’s what they write:… Continue Reading →

Vatican To “Jesus Wife” Papyrus: Fake You!

The Vatican has taken a look at the “Jesus Wife” papyrus that had the media falling all over themselves last week declaring historical Christianity invalid and they have issued their response. Vatican to “Jesus’s Wife” papyrus scholars…Fake You!! VATICAN CITY… Continue Reading →

The Despicable Press–Unreal

The Prime Minister of a country fighting for its very existence, a country populated by the descendants of one of the worst genocides of all time, addresses the U.N. is a desperate plea to stop Iran peaceably before its too… Continue Reading →

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