Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 22 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 09 Aug

    Lolo Jones Breaks Down Over NY Times Scathing Column

    *subhead*Jerks.*subhead* What a bunch of jerks at the New York Times. Say, you don’t think this has anything to do with Lolo being a professed Christian, do you? Visit NBCNews.com for breaking…

  2. 08 Aug

    Newt: Sebelius Declared War on Catholic Church

    I read this story at CNS News about Newt Gingrich saying HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius has declared war on the Catholic Church and I was like “meh.” And then I thought about…

  3. 08 Aug

    You Look Out Onto the Plane Wing and See…

    A passenger on an Alaska Airlines flight looked out the window and saw something on the wing that is pretty much the last thing you want to see on the wing of…

  4. 08 Aug

    Racism For Dummies

    *subhead*Most unintentionally funny quote.*subhead* Thank goodness we have people like Rep. Alcee Hastings to let us know which foods are racist. Rep. Hastings is upset that Rep. Allen West provided Chick-Fil-A to…

  5. 08 Aug

    Vid: Hillary Clinton Bumping and Grinding

    *subhead*Oh nooooo.*subhead* There are some things you just can’t unsee. About 30 seconds in there’s some unfortunate bumping and grinding thing going on between Hillary and a woman. I’m sorry I ever…

  6. 08 Aug

    Cardinal Invites Devil To Fundraiser

    *subhead*Denying the obvious.*subhead* Cardinal Baffling of Gotham City has staunchly right-wing Catholics foaming at the mouth after his invitation to the Devil to attend a Catholic fundraiser. Ultra-conservative Catholic groups have criticized…

  7. 08 Aug

    What Parents Say/ What Kids Hear

    *subhead*Parent to kid dictionary.*subhead* I am Charlie Brown’s incomprehensible teacher. I don’t know how it happened but it did. I think it happens to all parents. No matter what parents think they’re…

  8. 08 Aug

    Liberté, égalité, fraternité, et le guillotine

    *subhead*France to kill their economy.*subhead* If they could do it here, they would. France’s plans for a 75% tax rate has many looking for la sortie. President François Hollande is vowing to…

  9. 07 Aug

    Ugliest Political Ad Ever: Mitt Romney Killed My Wife

    *subhead*Ugly.*subhead* Not only did Mitt Romney kill this man’s wife with cancer. He doesn’t even care. Yup. That’s truly what they’re saying here. How did Mitt kill this man’s wife? Oh, well…

  10. 07 Aug

    The Lonely Death Of A Scientist

    *subhead*Scientific punch lines.*subhead* Martin Fleischmann has died. Who? Exactly. I sometimes suspect that Martin Fleischmann might be the Alfred Wegener of his time? Who? Exactly. Alfred Wegener was a German polar researcher,…