Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 24 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 07 Jan

    Cathedral Bans Nativity–Distracting Old Custom

    Well, this is just so stupid. A Cathedral in Italy has banned a traditional Nativity scene because it is distracting from the real meaning of Christmas, or something. Must get rid of…

  2. 06 Jan

    Who’s Going to the March for Life?

    I’m strongly considering pulling my kids out of school and heading down to D.C. for the March for Life this year. The last few years I just felt like my smallest was…

  3. 06 Jan

    Gander Upset Goose Is Keeping The Baby

    The way they tell it, Roe v. Wade is all about the right to choose. Choose what? Abortion of course. But now the pro-aborts are steaming that a lawyer has the temerity…

  4. 06 Jan

    A Good Christian Smack In The Head

    Might you do me a favor? Today at the National Catholic Register I opine about the natural and Christian justice that sometimes accompanies a good Christian smack in the head. I would…

  5. 06 Jan

    Proof: Catholics Caused the Holocaust!!!

    In 1894, a four year old boy was playing near the icy waters of the River Inn in Passau, Germany. The young boy fell into the river and was drowning when another…

  6. 06 Jan

    Did Santorum Actually Win?

    Not that it really matters at the end of the day, but a voter counter suggests that a counting mistake may have given Romney the win. DES MOINES, Iowa — Caucus night…

  7. 05 Jan

    Santorum Actually Means It

    I was speaking with a friend on the phone yesterday from college. He’s kinda’ pro-life but not passionate about it and fiscally conservative but not very religious. He’s a little squishy, if…

  8. 05 Jan

    God Told Pat Robertson The Nominee Will Be…

    Somebody tell me how Pat Robertson is not wandering around a dog track with his name and return address pinned to his sweater? The televangelist kook has once again claimed that God…

  9. 05 Jan

    This Is The Santorum I Know

    I find it hard to believe I am writing these words. But the following is an excerpt from a column extolling the virtues of Rick Santorum written by, are you sitting down?…