Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 24 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 04 Jan

    Crash and Burn Marriage Proposal

    I asked my wife to marry me on top of the Empire State building. That way, if she said no I could’ve thrown her off and nobody would’ve ever known. This guy…

  2. 04 Jan

    Obama: Re-Elect Me for the Children

    President Barack Obama was in Iowa last night and made a impassioned plea for his re-election that made me raise my eyebrow and sent a chill up my spine, according to Weasel…

  3. 04 Jan

    The Conservative Alternative

    Santorum’s surge surprised just about everybody and he came within 8 votes of beating perennial front-runner Mitt Romney in Iowa. Newt faded, and Bachmann and Perry are likely out of the race.…

  4. 04 Jan

    A Santorum Victory! Who Else Won?

    Yeah Santorum technically lost by eight votes in Iowa last night but if you can’t see that last night was a huge victory for former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum you’re just not…

  5. 04 Jan

    Turn off the Hulu, Save America

    America is being pulled apart at the seams. It’s a technological balkanization. America has become a bizarro Babel. In Babel, everyone was talking but nobody could understand each other. But in America…

  6. 04 Jan

    Iowa Caucus Open Thread

    We will post updates and comments here. Feel free to post your thoughts as well. 12:31 PM ET. Ridiculous. Rick up by 5 votes with 98% reporting. It is a tie. 12:25…

  7. 03 Jan

    Muslims Kill Santa!!!

    A gang of adherents to the religion of peace have killed Santa Claus. Word has it they’re next to target elves and magical reindeer. The Voice of Russia reports: In Dushanbe, a…

  8. 03 Jan

    But Santorum Endorsed Specter!!!!!

    Newsflash! Rick Santorum endorsed pro-choice Arlen Specter over pro-life Pat Toomey in the 2004 election cycle. In case you were living under a rock you may not have known this. And despite…

  9. 03 Jan

    Success! Santorum Hit Pieces Begin

    You know Rick Santorum is doing well when the AP does a hit piece like this. Here is the lede. Rick Santorum Caught Up In John Ensign Affair: Senate Ethics Report Seven…

  10. 03 Jan

    Colmes Mocks Santorum’s Dead Child

    This absolutely sickens me. It is the lowest of the low. Liberal Alan Colmes mocks Rick Santorum for treating his dead son with dignity. Colmes was suggesting that voters would shun Santorum…