Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 28 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 02 Mar

    Vote for Best Catholic Newspaper

    Here’s the deal. About.com is running a contest about which Catholic newspaper is the best. And I want you to vote for the Register for three reasons: 1) I work there and…

  2. 02 Mar

    Gymnast Refuses to Compete on Sabbath

    This is good to see. It’s a little like Chariots of Fire. But with second graders. And gymnasts rather than runners. But other than that it’s kinda’ the same. The AP reports:…

  3. 02 Mar

    Pope Exonerates Jews, Again

    Just in case you missed the first million times, here we go again. Pope exonerates Jews for Jesus’ death in new book VATICAN CITY – Pope Benedict XVI has made a sweeping…

  4. 02 Mar

    Aww. They’re Playing Suicide Bomber

    I don’t know if I could imagine more horrible things than this video. Maybe if I tried but I really don’t want to. Just something about kids playing “suicide bomber” that just…

  5. 02 Mar

    A Fat Man’s Guide To Holiness

    I have a confession, but don’t judge me. I’m a fatty. That’s right. I am a a big ol’ fatty fatty of the clan Boombalatty. But I do not write here today…

  6. 01 Mar

    The Super Duperest Most Evil Plan Evah

    How absolutely awesome is this story? A pizza place owner just outside Philadelphia concocted a super duper evil genius plan to take down his competitor by…(insert evil villain music here) releasing mice…

  7. 01 Mar

    Iran May Boycott Jewlympics

    Iranians see Jews everywhere. They are threatening to boycott the 2012 London games because the Olympic Logo is a secret Jooooo code. Seriously. Because the London games logo secretly spells out Zion.…

  8. 01 Mar

    The Fetus Takes the Stand

    An unborn child is going to take the stand as a witness to testify on behalf of a bill in the Ohio legislature outlawing abortion after the first detectable heartbeat. WJTV reports:…

  9. 01 Mar

    Baby Laughing Hysterically

    New Advent found this video of a baby laughing hysterically about his father ripping paper. Kevin Knight says it’s proof of God and I’m inclined to agree. If you watch this without…