Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 29 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

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  1. 17 Jan

    Its On Like Donkey Kong!

    Oh, its on like Donkey Kong! Mess with the bull, you get the horns!! Or something like that. Jimmy Akin, the ginger-haired sage at the National Catholic Register, has called me to…

  2. 17 Jan

    Animal Shoots Hunter

    You know all those strange animal deaths happening all around the world. Well now it seems that it’s affecting people too – hunters especially. It’s time to stop acting all nicey nice…

  3. 17 Jan

    Santo Not So Subito!

    The cries echoes up from the piazza, Santo Subito! Santo Subito! Sainthood Now! I can guarantee one thing, no one will ever hear that phrase pass my lips. I like mail, doctor’s…

  4. 17 Jan

    Gervais Thanks God for Being Atheist

    There are atheists in foxholes. Ricky Gervais proved it last night. I know that many believe that when someone is in mortal danger they often find God out of desperation. But last…

  5. 17 Jan

    Worst Movie Of 2011

    Ok. I realize that it is only January 17th, but I am officially declaring this the worst movie of 2011. When “from the director of MY BLOODY VALENTINE” is used as a…

  6. 17 Jan

    Islamists Torch Pope in Effigy. Again.

    The Islamists yesterday were so upset that Pope Benedict XVI had the gall to criticize them for killing Christians that they burned the Pope in effigy, according to Weasel Zippers. At least…

  7. 15 Jan

    What The? Memorial Shaman Is Catholic?

    I thought the inclusion of a native American Shaman to offer the opening prayer at the Tuscon Obama rally was strange and unnecessary. I didn’t know the half of it… He is…

  8. 15 Jan

    Pope John Paul II to be Canonized

    This is great news from the Catholic News Agency: The much-anticipated beatification of Pope John Paul II will take place on May 1, the Sunday after Easter, the Vatican announced. The healing…

  9. 14 Jan

    Woman Desecrates Host, Ticketed for Trespassing

    You know there’s a looooooong history to a story like this. But here’s the upshot as it’s being reported. A priest had a mother and her daughter ticketed by police for tresspasing…