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Ban the Hokey-Pokey!

This is news to me. I mean, it’s 300 year old news but that’s usually about how long it takes for me to find out about things. It turns out that the Hokey-Pokey is an anti-Catholic song. When I think… Continue Reading →

Schadenfreude Alert! Rosie Bombs

Please be warned that an epidemic case of schadenfreude has broken out among Christians across America due to the dismal failure of Rosie O’ Donnell’s variety show Wednesday night. Thousands of Christians were seen walking around smiling and then breaking… Continue Reading →

Town Official Attacks Catholics -On Video!

CMR lesson number one: If you’re going to do something stupid don’t do it in front of a video camera. If Paris Hilton has taught us anything it’s that. We here at CMR do stupid things all the time. I… Continue Reading →

X-Files is a Hateful Anti-Catholic Movie

I’ll admit it. I was an X-files fan. I mean, I didn’t go to any conventions or anything but I wanted Mulder to get to the truth behind his sister’s disappearance. And I actually cared whether Mulder and Scully got… Continue Reading →

U.S. Bishops Engage in Sympathy Boycott

While Hollywood makes at least a dozen anti-Catholic movies every years, the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) announced today that they are coming out strong against a recently released movie, says Sify Movies. The USCCB is classifying the… Continue Reading →

Call Catholics Satan? Yawn. But Don’t Mention the Jews

Republican John McCain has rejected the endorsement of an influential Texas televangelist criticized for his anti-Catholic views. But wait. McCain’s not rejecting him because of his anti-Catholic views. You see, the evangelist also made the mistake of saying something stupid… Continue Reading →

Steve Martin To Mock Pope. What a Jerk. (Get it?)

In an interivew I read with British actress Emily Mortimer, she says that in ‘’Pink Panther 2’’ Steve Martin will be in his element. “He’s really hit his stride with this one, I think. I feel like just the pleasure… Continue Reading →

Crucifixion? It Wasn’t That Bad, Says Professor

The Crucifixion of Christ “wasn’t as bad as it’s been painted”, an outspoken Marxist academic will claim on the BBC this month. Christ on the Cross: ‘He got off pretty lightly’ because it only took him three hours to die,… Continue Reading →

Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted

Saint Francis and the Virgin Mary have been evicted from a condominium development on Long Island. They weren’t even playing their music loud. Crosses and religious statues have been banished from plain sight by order of a recently issued community… Continue Reading →

Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable Bias

In an article entitled “DAMNED! Pope’s Narrow Beliefs Deny Afterlife To Non-Catholics” the oldest college newspaper in California from Pomona College proves that Anti-Catholicism is the last acceptable bias. For the rampant anti-religious sentiment shared among today’s secular world, I… Continue Reading →

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