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Today on CMR – October 22, 2007

Sinead: Nobody Loves Pope Benedict 🙁—Sinead O’Connor says…ummm…well. I’m not sure. See if you can figure it out. A Very Presumptuous Affirmation—Cardinal Christoph Schönborn on evolution, Darwin, the reasonableness of a belief in the Creator, and the presuppositions of democracy…. Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 19, 2007

Silly Pope! The Science Isn’t Settled.—Connecticut Bishops need to straighten out the Pope. The Trekkie and Pro-Lifer Symbiosis—”Lake of Fire” documentary gets it wrong. Moral Monopoly?—I would give Gonzaga student an F in Moral Theology and an A+ in Moral… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 18, 2007

Ghosts May Bring Protestant/Catholic Unity—When ghostly push comes to shove, they bring out the big guns. I Knew It, I Didn’t Know It, But I Knew It—J.K. Rowling spills the beans on Harry Potter. I’m Counter-Cultural, Who Knew?—Sometimes having a… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 17, 2007

I’m Counter-Cultural, Who Knew?—Sometimes having a larger family is all the witness you need. Two Prison Inmates to Marry—Two men in federal prison in Quebec will marry later this month. Talk about doing hard time. Remember the Eucharist?—It’s good to… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 16, 2007

Disney Cuts God—Disney has demanded that the mention of God be removed from all advertisements for the upcoming animated feature, “The Ten Commandments.” Three Percent Would Pray—The logic challenged Brits lose Pascal’s wager. The Latin Mass, Hitler, Martin Luther, and… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 15, 2007

San Fran Church Publishes Queer Letter in Bulletin—Sister Delta Goodhand writes “Thanks for the sacrilege.” Dumb or Dumber:The Larry Craig / Pete Townshend Defense—Believing Monsignor Stenico might be worse than not believing him. Top Ten Scientific Explantions of Miracle of… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR, October 12, 2007

Bishop Statement on Holy Cross Scandal—Bishop threatens, Holy Cross shrugs. Popie Dearest Freaks Me Out—If animals can talk, Matt is in real trouble. When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 11, 2007

When Popes Attack!—Mahmoud is really a nice guy, the Pope is the real aggressor. Nuns, Police in Riot Gear, Guitars and Tambourines—Rebellious Nuns do the perp walk with tambourines in hand. Pole Dancing Seven Year Olds—It’s the end of the… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 10, 2007

Saint Francis and Virgin Mary Get Evicted—Garden Gnomes now have the run of the place. Ahmadinejad – In the Movies—If Mahmoud ever gets tired of the crazy dictator role, here are some other roles for him. Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable… Continue Reading →

Today on CMR – October 9, 2007

Anti-Catholicism: The Last Acceptable Bias—”DAMNED! Pope’s Narrow Beliefs Deny Afterlife To Non-Catholics” Did Jesus Come to Secure Mob Rule?—”And Jesus said to them ‘Truly, truly I say unto you. Unless you give into mob rule, you shall have no life… Continue Reading →

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