Tag Humor
Peta, the animal rights lunatics, are running an ad campaign seeking to change the name of fish to…(wait for it)…sea kittens. I’m not kidding. This is from Peta’s website: People don’t seem to like fish. They’re slithery and slimy, and… Continue Reading →
What’s a radical liberal to do? To a rational person, holding two ideologies which are in conflict is rather difficult but today’s environmentalists easily juggle mutually exclusive ideals like veteran circus performers. The Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano published a report… Continue Reading →
In commemoration of the ball dropping last night, CMR has meticulously created a list of the biggest ball drops of the past year. 1) THE MEDIA – The media in this election year fell just a teensy bit short of… Continue Reading →
Hi! Satan here. 2008 is gone and I’m quite frankly feeling a little sad about it. I don’t expect sympathy but looking back at the past year I’m stunned how productive I was and how great things went. I haven’t… Continue Reading →
A large group of polygamists announced today they intend to sue the government and dictionary makers to change the definition of the Word “Couple.” “For too long the term ‘couple’ has been narrowly defined as two people and that’s practically… Continue Reading →
Here’s CMR’s list of The Top Ten Christmas Songs By Jewish people. 1) Neil Diamond-Joy To The World (Neil actually has two Christmas Albums! The chutzpah!)2) Barbra Streisand– O Little Town of Bethlehem (‘Cause remember, Christmas is all about Barbra)3)… Continue Reading →
The parents of the popular Peanuts character Charlie Brown were arrested last night for child endangerment, neglect and other charges related to the effective abandonment of their children. The Brown child also has many bruises, some considered severe. The child… Continue Reading →
After a grueling and expensive study, CMR Laboratories (meaning my brother and I) has discovered a link between children with perfect attendance records and sicknesses that ravage entire schools. It’s no secret that recently my children all got vomitously and… Continue Reading →
In an extraordinary display of self sacrifice, Al Gore has sucked in all the harmful greenhouse gases in the world. He’s threatening that he’ll allow himself to perish unless we all agree to take the bus to work, drive hybrids,… Continue Reading →
My daughter coughed in her sleep and my eyes opened. Still dark. Sitting up already on the couch, I thought (hoped?) that it had to be nearing morning as my eyes strained unsuccessfully to make out the hands of the… Continue Reading →