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Pay To Pray Scandal

On the heels of the shocking revelations about Gov. Rod Blagojevich in the Illinois Pay to Play scandal, CMR Investigations has uncovered an even more shocking scandal. CMR has uncovered a transcript from a wiretap that is part of a… Continue Reading →

No Similarities Here

Somali pirates who took over an oil tanker are saying that unless they’re given millions of dollars they’ll be forced to dump everything which will destroy the Middle East economy. They are currently negotiating the settlement terms with the Saudi… Continue Reading →

Woodstock Vs. Youth Day

Pilgrims attending Sydney’s World Youth Day really were downright angelic, says the Epoch Times. Researchers studying emergency inpatient records at Sydney’s hospitals over the five-day event in July described the pilgrims’ low rate of serious hospitalisations as “exemplary”. In fact,… Continue Reading →

Crazy Christmas

Feeling a little Christmas-y right now so here are some crazy Christmas odds and ends I’ve seen around. 1) For the low low price of $5,250 you could’ve rented the original house from “A Christmas Story” for Christmas Eve and… Continue Reading →

Wooden Plank on Mars

An image sent back from the Red Planet has revealed an object bearing an uncanny resemblance to a wooden log. It was captured by the Mars Rover near the Endurance Crater. The find has excited conspiracy theorists who say it’s… Continue Reading →

The Perfect Christmas CD

Alright here’s the deal. I’m burning a Christmas CD and I want Christmas songs. Not just good Christmas songs. I want the best. And yes, I want Christmas songs that are actually about the birth of our Lord. Imagine that…. Continue Reading →

A Pirate Public Relations Problem

In an embarrassing public relations disaster, the pirates who seized control of a Saudi oil tanker arrived at the negotiating table to demand a payout wearing Gucci Ghutrahs, riding expensive horses with almost all their teeth, and sporting top flight… Continue Reading →

The Floyd Landis Generation

A startling new study from the Josephson Institute, an ethics think tank in Los Angeles, reveals that 64 percent of today’s high school students report having cheated on a test in the past year and about a third of students… Continue Reading →

Lennon Forgiven. Who Missed Out?

Fresh on the heels of its embarrassingly outdated pronouncement by the Vatican newspaper that it has finally forgiven John Lennon for declaring the Beatles were more famous than Jesus Christ, the Vatican also has a list of inane incidents that… Continue Reading →

The Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp

Are you having trouble understanding how voting pro-choice is actually a pro-life decision? Experiencing difficulty seeing how the most radically pro-abortion President is actually the best thing to happen to babies since pacifiers? Feeling like you’re not a “cool Catholic”… Continue Reading →

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