A German motorist missed a bend in the road, broke through a barrier and hurtled up a bank, crash-landing on a church roof in eastern Germany, police said on Monday. The bank acted like a springboard, propelling the black Skoda… Continue Reading →
The European Parliament has voted 401 – 220 in favour of a report which calls for same-sex marriage and/or civil unions to be recognized across all EU states, says the Sydney Star Observer. OK. So hypothetical question here: Because of… Continue Reading →
Ok. These two stories happen in the same week? You don’t need to be Columbo to figure out a connection. Reuters says: Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery. Vigilantes took the black and… Continue Reading →
So lots of folks out there are pretty disturbed by a UFO attending the Inaugural. CMR thinks there are several reasonable explanations: 10) They were actually looking for Dennis Kucinich but he was wearing his tinfoil hat so he couldn’t… Continue Reading →
The Curious Case of Forrest Gump – watch more funny videos This is pretty hilarious. It’s also pretty embarrassing for the folks who made the Benjamin Button movie. These two movies seem pretty darn similar and they’re written by the… Continue Reading →
A group of comedians, satirists, and humorists held a press conference today to announce that with the inauguration of Barack Obama that comedy would be drastically different. Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garafalo, and Bill Maher gathered with even lesser known comedians… Continue Reading →
January 20 – (Washington D.C.) An alarming outbreak of a mysterious disease has health officials puzzled. Emergency rooms around the Capitol and across the country are being visited by thousands of people who are reporting alarming “leg tingles” which started… Continue Reading →
As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →
Shhh. Don’t tell anyone about this. But here’s the plan to bankrupt Planned Parenthood. You know the “conscience rule” which is scheduled to take effect tomorrow, on President Bush’s last day in office. According to the rule, doctors can refuse… Continue Reading →
The Archbold’s are very excited to see Jack Bauer back. So when it was on the other night we were all glued to the television watching Jack capture criminals and then break them out again all for the good of… Continue Reading →
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