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Obama Makes Comedians Rethink Careers

A group of comedians, satirists, and humorists held a press conference today to announce that with the inauguration of Barack Obama that comedy would be drastically different. Kathy Griffin, Janeane Garafalo, and Bill Maher gathered with even lesser known comedians… Continue Reading →

Leg Tingle Epidemic Stresses E.R.’s

January 20 – (Washington D.C.) An alarming outbreak of a mysterious disease has health officials puzzled. Emergency rooms around the Capitol and across the country are being visited by thousands of people who are reporting alarming “leg tingles” which started… Continue Reading →

He Did It Already!

As Tuesday’s temperature low will be 18 degrees, I think we all must agree that Barack Obama just by being inaugurated has cured the planet of global warming! Hooray! I’ve got to tell you, I didn’t think he could do… Continue Reading →

Hospital To Force Docs to Abort?

Remember President Bush recently implemented safeguards to prevent hospital staff from being forced to perform abortions and medical activities against their religious beliefs. Pro-choice groups, of course, cried foul, arguing that the last-minute regulation is an attack on a woman’s… Continue Reading →

Some Non Sequitirs on Sarah and Obama

– I’m not sure why Sarah Palin felt the need to do that interview about media bias. What does she gain from it? To those who don’t like her it will come across as whining. To those in the “I… Continue Reading →

Is He Not In On The Joke That He Is?

“I just love that rug.” That’s what former President Bill Clinton said to President Bush, as he looked down at the pale gold rug with sunbeam design at the President’s luncheon this week. Is it just me or should Bill… Continue Reading →

WaPo: Iraq War Is Over! Just in Time

The front page of the Washington Post today declared the War in Iraq over. Who’d a thunk it, huh? Not even two months after the presidential election the media is finally discovers that Baghdad is safer than some American cities…. Continue Reading →

The Kmiec Catholic Re-Education Camp

Are you having trouble understanding how voting pro-choice is actually a pro-life decision? Experiencing difficulty seeing how the most radically pro-abortion President is actually the best thing to happen to babies since pacifiers? Feeling like you’re not a “cool Catholic”… Continue Reading →

Republican Party Or The Donner Party?

How come every time Republicans lose an election and are banished to the wilderness; instead of gathering together, the Republican Party starts acting like the Donner party. Well, the GOP is in full cannibal mode now and us social conservatives… Continue Reading →

Obama Inspires “Blob of Tissue” Boom!

Barack Obama, who infamously said he sees babies as punishments, is now, I guess, facing his first national emergency due to what could become a mega-nationwide punishment caused by…himself. Newsweek is saying that many people got a little…excited…about Obama’s election… Continue Reading →

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