Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 22 May

    Former Fetus Now Pro-Choice

    A former fetus who was decidedly pro-life while in the womb announced today that he’s pro-choice, suspiciously just months after being born. Now outside the womb, the baby who asked not to…

  2. 21 May

    Amazing Fossil Discoveries!

    In a remarkable series of events, scientists have discovered a series of ancient fossils that call into question the very existence of God and religion as we know it! Click Here To…

  3. 21 May

    Flashing on American Idol?

    I allowed my nine year old daughter stay up with me to watch American Idol this year for the first time. I’d never watched it before and we enjoyed it. She was…

  4. 21 May

    I Plead The 10th

    Dear Federal Government,Please stop spending. Please stop regulating. Please stop nationalizing. Please stop greening. Please don’t make California’s problem my problem. I respectfully remind you that you have not been delegated authority…

  5. 20 May

    Obama: “The Second Catholic President?”

    Look. I understand the need to sell magazines or get hits on the blog. Sometimes you’ve got to be edgy. You want to get noticed. But there’s a difference between pushing the…

  6. 20 May

    CNN Misleads on Abortion

    A CNN poll has the most misleading question I’ve seen on abortion…maybe ever. My first instinct was to see it as typical media bias but then another thought occurred to me. Pro-choicers,…

  7. 20 May

    I’m Too Sexy For My Blog

    I have noticed that other Catholic bloggers get all their props while I toil in obscurity. Other bloggers get invited to bloggers conventions or on radio shows, get mentioned in news articles…

  8. 20 May

    Big Ol’ Jed Left a Light On

    The other morning my daughter was singing in the front room. I love listening to her sing to herself but it was funny too because she was mangling the words so badly.…

  9. 19 May

    No, Mr. President!

    Wow. That is all I can say. The Baptist preacher John Piper tells it like it is to the most pro-abortion president ever. All I can say is wow, amen and amen!…

  10. 19 May

    Missing Link – Jesus Ossuary Redux?

    Wow, have you seen the story front and center on Drudge? They have found a monkey that is the missing link. A transitional species. Macro evolution is proved. Case closed. Oh, and…