Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 14 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 16 May

    Coolest Cop in the World

    Cop Almost Smashed by Speeding Truck –When I grow up I want to be as calm and collected as this guy. Watch how calm he is just seconds after he comes…this close…

  2. 15 May

    These Priceless Gems

    If you’re not following CMR on Twitter, these are the kinds of priceless gems you’re missing. 2 Yellowstone National Park workers have been fired after urinating into the Old Faithful geyser. Now…

  3. 15 May

    Angels and Demons: A Cinematic Bomb

    There’s been some buzz about Ron Howard’s latest anti-Catholic-but-“not-really”-anti-Catholic movie Angels and Demons. Well it seems that the reviews are in and the movie is a dud–and from the secular press! The…

  4. 15 May

    Poll: More Pro-Life than Pro-Choice

    You know how conservatives get advice all the time to dump the social issues or risk permanent minority status. We get it from liberals, we get it from the media, and then…

  5. 15 May

    Dude, Where’s My Judge?

    It’s got to be nice to be a liberal. There was a slew of stories when Justice Souter announced his retirement. But now hardly anybody is talking about it in the Catholic…

  6. 15 May

    Oh No! They Blew Hitler’s Head Off

    They finally did it. The media piled on so many mentions of “Hitler Youth” into their “objective” news stories at such an obscene rate that they actually broke our expensive machinery and…

  7. 15 May

    CMR’s 8 Signs of Apocalypse (Vol X)

    ══ 1 ══ Three Words Zombie ——Fire——-Ants Nothing – and I mean nothing – says apocalypse like a plague of Zombie Fire Ants. McClatchy reports that “Parasitic flies turn fire ants into…

  8. 14 May

    Spoilers for Angels and Demons

    OK. Here’s a major major spoiler for the new movie “Angels and Demons.” Ready? IT’S ANTI-CATHOLIC! Yeah. Yeah. I know that Ron Howard said Angels and Demons is not anti-Catholic. But we…

  9. 14 May

    Text Of Obama’s Honorary Degree

    Somebody leaked the text of Notre Dame’s honorary degree according to Randall Terry. Here it is. “At the 164th Commencement The May Exercises The University of Notre Dame Confers the degree of…