Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 14 Nov

    Today On CMR – November 13, 2008

    Damage The Planet to Save Us All!—Get the aerosol cans out. NYT says we’re heading for an ice age. We’ve got to kickstart global warming. Duh! Of The Day—Modern science stumbles upon…

  2. 13 Nov

    Damage The Planet to Save Us All!

    I’m very busy…Can’t talk long. Just read in the New York Times that an ice age is nigh. We’re doomed. Doomed I say. You’ve gotta’ help me prevent this. I’m running around…

  3. 13 Nov

    Duh! Of The Day

    Some scientists are being hailed as geniuses by ABC News because they “discovered” two things: 1) that violence is not a recent phenomenon because humans may have been at war with each…

  4. 13 Nov

    Google Grief

    Google is such a powerful tool. Gosh, we can find out almost anything almost as quickly as you can type. Watch a commercial and you know that you know that actor from…

  5. 13 Nov

    Atheists Go Grinch for Christmas

    Just in time for Christmas, a group of atheists are renting space on the sides of buses to convince people not to believe in God. Merry Christmas! According to the Associated Press:…

  6. 13 Nov

    Today On CMR – November 12, 2008

    Is Michael Steele Pro-Life? Maybe Not.—Steele supports Roe V. Wade and doesn’t want to see it overturned. Cardinal Challenges Obama on ESCR—There’s no scientific reason to support ESCR right now. Only political…

  7. 12 Nov

    Is Michael Steele Pro-Life? Maybe Not.

    Is Michael Steele pro-life? I fear the answer might be no. I’ve long liked and respected Lt. Gov. Michael Steele and considered him a great candidate to Chair the RNC. I’ve seen…

  8. 12 Nov

    Cardinal Challenges Obama on ESCR

    Aides to President-elect Obama are saying this week that Obama will reverse President Bush’s stand on embryonic stem cell research. So, according to Fox News, Cardinal Javier Lozano Barragan of Mexico, the…

  9. 12 Nov

    God, Chris Matthews, and the Death of Perspective

    Chris Matthews is scared. Scared that the U.S. (The same U.S. that just elected a radical left quasi-marxist abortion proponent who thinks that babies are punishments and sin is violating his own…

  10. 12 Nov

    Academics Shocked To Hear Truth

    Upholding the time honored tradition among the tweed set, a convention of academics booed, hissed, clamped their hands over their ears, stamped their feet, retched, vomited, and stormed out in outrage upon…