Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 29 Aug

    How Radical on Abortion Are They?

    With all this talk about Barack Obama allowing nominally pro-life Bob Casey to speak at the Democrat convention and with journalists pushing the motif of the Democratic Party’s success in wooing evangelicals,…

  2. 29 Aug

    Today On CMR – August 28, 2008

    Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession—Democrats see non-existent UFO’s, giant rabbits, and THE RECESSION! Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me—Isn’t there anything else to do in Denver? Bob…

  3. 28 Aug

    Two Bigfoot Searchers Spot a Recession

    The two Bigfoot researchers who claimed to have captured Bigfoot in a freezer, are now claiming to have discovered a real live “Recession” right here in America. “It was the scariest thing…

  4. 28 Aug

    Ain’t That America, Little Pink Condoms For You and Me

    The wonderful darlings over at Planned Parenthood are handing out more than 700 pounds of condoms encased in a pink matchbook that reads: “Protect Yourself From John McCain (In This Election).” One…

  5. 28 Aug

    Memo To McCain: Don’t You Do It!

    Speculation is growing the John McCain is considering pro-choice Texas Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison for VP. Listen to me carefully Senator, Don’t … You … Do … It! Don’t even think about…

  6. 28 Aug

    CMR Varia

    —Some stuff we came across in our travels… Maureen Martin One of our favorite funny people, Maureen Martin, is currently on hiatus after giving birth to a fully grow man. I apologize…

  7. 28 Aug

    Today On CMR – August 27, 2008

    Flash: Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin—Rochester priest openly teaches error. Mother Teresa’s Saintliness Was in the Stars—New agers and science geeks choose to ignore free will. Cardinal Egan Blasts Pelosi—This is…

  8. 27 Aug

    Flash: Open Dissent In The Weekly Bulletin

    There has been much in the news lately about politicians who claim to be devout and ardent Catholics even though they openly hold positions contrary to clear and consistent Church teaching. Many…