Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 19 Jul

    Newsweek: Children = Unhappiness

    Newsweek wants you know that having children will make you miserable. The article “Does Having Children Make You Happy? False.” cites survey after survey, poll after poll to establish the premise that…

  2. 19 Jul

    Who Said It?

    Kudos and little else to the fine chap or chapette who knows which famous convert said this quote: The whole moral and artistic organization of Europe – has not in itself the…

  3. 19 Jul

    Conservatives Need Not Apply at Catholic College

    Saint Michael’s College in Vermont is a Catholic college looking for a professor for their political science department, according to their website. Saint Michael’s College is seeking to fill a full-time, tenure-track…

  4. 19 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 18, 2008

    Ten Worst Baby Products EVER!—The absolutely best products to ensure everyone knows you’re the worst parent ever. Batty Babes in Beantown—The Womynpriests are at it again! What Animals Eating Other Animals Taught…

  5. 18 Jul

    Batty Babes in Beantown

    Roman Catholic Womynpriests are up to their play-acting again. This time in Boston. Roman Catholic Womenpriests, who are neither Roman Catholic or Womanpriests, claim to be “ordaining” three additional women. In fact,…

  6. 18 Jul

    Ten Worst Baby Products EVER!

    The Zaky Infant Pillow is by far the creepiest baby product ever. Nothing screams I have no time for my baby like fake hands. This is for when your baby just needs…

  7. 18 Jul

    What Animals Eating Other Animals Taught Me

    While the children assaulted imaginary villains in the front room I had a few moments alone and I clicked on a documentary which consisted of animals bounding, leaping and tearing at each…

  8. 18 Jul

    Today on CMR – July 17, 2008

    White House Says Contraception May Be Abortion—Bush may strike a blow for religious freedom. Liturgical Envy: The Big Green Monster—When is jealousy not a sin? I’ll tell you when… It’s a Lousy…

  9. 17 Jul

    White House Says Contraception May Be Abortion

    The Bush administration may be looking to strike a blow for religious freedom. They are reportedly looking into requiring all recipients of federal aid to certify that they will not refuse to…

  10. 17 Jul

    The Big Green Monster

    It’s big, it’s green, and it’s bad. No, not the Hulk but jealousy. Envy. St. Thomas Aquinas said of Envy: “Envy according to the aspect of its object is contrary to charity,…