Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 15 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 13 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 12, 2008

    If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead—Prophet Predicts Doomsday is Nigh God’s Squishable Creatures—A Tale of Adventure, Suspense, Comedy and Ickyness Greetings From Soviet Canuckistan—Canadian Human Rights Commission is watching. Be afraid,…

  2. 12 Jun

    If You’re Reading This You’re Probably Dead

    Today’s the last day. Too bad. A shame for the wife and kids too, I guess. What? You didn’t hear. Today is doomsday. It’s all over. Kaput. Finis’. Sayonara. Bye-bye. A self-styled…

  3. 12 Jun

    God’s Squishable Creatures

    I’m driving my eight year old daughter to school. In tow is the six year old girl(now on summer vacation), the five year old girl, the three year old boy, and the…

  4. 12 Jun

    Fr. Andrew Greeley Says You’re Racist

    Fr. Andrew Greeley thinks you’re racist. If you’re a regular reader of CMR, I’d have to imagine you’re probably not a big fan of Barack Obama for many legitimate reasons including his…

  5. 12 Jun

    Greetings From Soviet Canuckistan

    I am sure you have heard the many scary stories coming from Canada by now, but just in case you haven’t I thought I should tell you before you put the deposit…

  6. 12 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 11, 2008

    Clinton as Voldemort—They’re making a list and checking it thrice Darwin’s Prescient Friend and Mentor—How To Brutalize the Human Race in One Easy Step Who Wrote This Letter?—Amazing pro-life letter penned by…

  7. 11 Jun

    Clinton as Voldemort

    Ok. Who read the New York Times article today about the Clinton’s obsession with listing those who were loyal and those who weren’t and couldn’t help but think of Lord Voldemort from…

  8. 11 Jun

    Darwin’s Prescient Friend and Mentor

    For some reason a main topic of conversation recently is atheism vs. Christianity. And us religious types are pretty much blamed for everything from The Inquisition to 9-11. And atheists are portrayed…

  9. 11 Jun

    Who Wrote This Letter?

    I came across this letter from a well known politician about abortion. It was written some time ago. Perhaps you have seen it before, but I have not. This letter is as…

  10. 11 Jun

    Today on CMR – June 10, 2008

    Obama: The Next Step In Evolution?—I guarantee that this is the craziest thing you will read all week. Maybe a month. Or a … Catholic Teens Don’t Feel Guilt—No God, No guilt…