Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 12 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 02 Oct

    Media have Lost it

    In a press conference, President Donald Trump didn’t answer ABC’s Cecilia Vega question about Brett Kavanaugh because he wanted to talk about the just signed trade deal. So Vega ridiculously tweeted: “A…

  2. 01 Oct

    It’s Time to Drive the Enemedia out of Existence

    This just get worse and worse. The left will stop at nothing. USA Today publishes an opinion piece suggesting Brett Kavanaugh be prohibited from coaching girls basketball, insinuating that he is a…

  3. 28 Sep

    Jesuits Pull Their Endorsement of Kavanaugh. Wait. What?

    Shocking. America Magazine, published by the Jesuits of the U.S., pulled their endorsement of Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination. What’s shocking to me is that America Magazine endorsed him in the…

  4. 27 Sep

    Dear Middle Ages…

    Dear Middle Ages, Hey how did that whole thing about witch allegations equaling guilt ever work out? Sincerely, The 21st century P.s. Asking for a friend. *subhead*A witch.*subhead*

  5. 21 Sep

    The Uncool Dad and the Big Gulp Debacle

    This is the worst “meet the teacher” night. Ever. Please check out my latest “uncool Dad” video. I think you’ll get a kick out of it. Thanks. *subhead*Fun.*subhead*

  6. 18 Sep

    Only One Way Out from Here

    The Church in America is in crisis. The lowest of lows. But I believe it’s going to get worse. A lot, lot, lot, lot worse. We just had the Pennsylvania attorney general’s…

  7. 31 Aug

    I guess the media actually loves Catholics!

    Gee, for years I thought the media was opposed to Catholicism. But the way the media is defending the pope so vociferously is quite heartening. I guess I had them all wrong.…

  8. 30 Aug

    The Most Insane Church Events…This Week

    The Catholic Church is currently attempting to break a record for a certain amount of a certain substance hitting the fan in the space of one week. And just when you think…