Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 20 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 27 Nov

    Cupich to the Kids’ Table

    I, for one, feel terrible for Cardinal Cupich being put in charge of the February meeting of bishops on abuse instead of being able to take part in the pope’s “bigger agenda.”…

  2. 27 Nov

    Actuating Schism – Part 1

    “In a very small circle, Pope Francis is said to have self-critically further explained himself as follows: “It is not to be excluded that I will enter history as the one who…

  3. 27 Nov

    I’m Back

    We just gave CMR a simplicity makeover updating our from our totally awesome 2009 blog template. We are doing this because we are making a renewed commitment to this site. I have…

  4. 19 Nov

    They Just Don’t Get It

    They Just Don’t Get It Souls are being lost while the bishops fail to act. The Vatican’s stunning request that the American bishops press pause on voting on a plan to address…

  5. 07 Nov

    Yuck. Paul Begala Makes Dirty Joke to Kids

    CNN contributor Paul Begala made a sex joke directed towards young people that initiated a national bout of reverse peristalsis. The weird thing is how excited he seems to be saying this…

  6. 05 Nov

    A Grim Choice Tomorrow

    If the progressives win tomorrow they will surely seek to attack conservatives and Christians. But if they lose tomorrow they will attack conservatives and Christians. So the only question is whether you…

  7. 01 Nov

    It’s Hollywood vs. Satanists

    Netflix’s ‘Chilling Adventures of Sabrina’ Receives Legal Threat from Satanic Temple. Hmmm. Satanists vs. Hollywood. I honestly don’t know who to root for? MSN: Chilling Adventures of Sabrina debuted on Netflix just…

  8. 25 Oct

    The Seams of Civilization are Tearing

    We have lost something. We have lost it because we broke it and we don’t know which pieces to pick up. Destroying is always easier than building. This nation which was built…