Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 13 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 15 Sep

    A terrific freakin’ idea

    Headline: Outraged illegal aliens demand that law enforcement announce their raids in advance. Me: A mafia spokesperson said “this seems like a terrific freakin’ idea.” Hot Air reports: Earlier this month the…

  2. 15 Sep

    Robot Ordered to Commit Suicide on Saturn

    Upon command, the pioneering Cassini spacecraft robot will commit suicide by plunging itself into Saturn. However, I’m telling you now that if this thing at any point turns around suddenly and starts…

  3. 14 Sep

    New Movie “Breathe” Promotes Love, Not Euthanasia

    Suicide and euthanasia are portrayed as happy and life affirming in much of our culture today. Just last year, there was that movie “Me Before You” which celebrated a man’s decision to…

  4. 14 Sep

    Vandals Behead Statue of St. Junipero Serra

    Somehow throughout all of his missionary work, Saint Junipero Serra managed to avoid being beheaded…until now. The Daily Wire reports: Leftist vandals did not satisfy their bloodlust with the removal of Confederate…

  5. 13 Sep

    Monks to Pope: Nah, We’re Gonna Keep Killing People

    I remember laughing and guffawing over a character in one of those ridiculous Dan Brown novels that featured an albino monk assassin. An albino monk assassin?! Can you imagine? Oh, how I…

  6. 13 Sep

    For Those Who Don’t Believe Leftism is a Religion

    For those who don’t yet believe that leftism is a religion, Hillary, in her new book, refuses to give “absolution” to people who stayed home in November rather than vote. She also…