Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 13 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 12 Sep

    NBC Show Has Priest Killed in Opening Shot

    I love the website Newsbusters because I imagine rows of cubicles of people sitting around watching television and their boss yelling at them to watch more tv. But I also like it…

  2. 12 Sep

    The Problem with Killing Baby Hitler

    The problem with those who say they’d go back in time to kill Hitler as a baby is that everyone eventually begins to look like baby Hitler. And that’s what we’re facing…

  3. 11 Sep

    Most British Catholics Now Support Abortion

    A large majority of Catholics in Britain now support legalized abortion, according to a new poll. Christianity Today: The 2016 British Social Attitudes survey showed an increase in support for abortion among Catholics…

  4. 07 Sep

    Who’s to Blame for the Hurricane?

    An evangelical Christian said gays were to blame for the hurricanes. Hahahahahaha. What a rube, huh? I mean, everyone knows it’s the fault of anti-environment Republicans. #duh *subhead*You are.*subhead*

  5. 07 Sep

    ISIS Approves Female Fighters. #glassceiling

    In a blow for women’s equality, ISIS has finally approved female fighters. #progress #shepersisted Congrats to all those ladies, who, unlike Hillary Clinton, are successfully breaking that glass ceiling. But to be…