Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 21 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 21 Jul

    Putting the “You” in Eugenics

    Since being spoiled for a few decades by the Nazis, eugenics is becoming all the rage again. The most recent example is a new program in White County, Tennessee, which offers inmates…

  2. 21 Jul

    Nicole Brown Could Not be Reached for Comment

    I know. I know. Everyone keeps telling me that the parole board COULD NOT take into account OJ’s infamous history. I’m just saying that I know it’s not strictly right. But I’d…

  3. 20 Jul

    Prayers for Political Opponents are not Hypocritical

    I remember a few years ago feeling weird about offering prayers for Ruth Vader Ginsburg. I did it anyway. It’s not hypocrisy for those who’ve long vehemently opposed Senator McCain to offer…

  4. 19 Jul

    Matt’s Horrible No Good Very Bad Gallbladder

    I was recently in the hospital getting my gallbladder ripped out. It seems it was attacking my pancreas which is like totally uncool. I mean, behavior like that is grounds for ejection.…

  5. 18 Jul

    DC allows doctors to prescribe life-ending medications

    DC is now allowing doctors to prescribe life-ending medications. What a waste. The doctor should just tell patients interested in death to just take a walk at night through DC. It’ll have…

  6. 18 Jul

    No Judging and Turning Over Tables

    Now that I’ve been on Facebook for a while I think I can safely say that the most judgmental people in the world are the people who keep telling me not to…

  7. 18 Jul

    Ugh. Kamala Harris Devotional Candle

    The radically pro-abortion Kamala Harris is becoming the new liberal favorite because she’s so anti-Christian and so pro-abortion that she makes Nancy Pelosi look almost sane. (Well, not really but almost!) She’s…