Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 16 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 02 Jul

    The 8 Year Old Wants a Punching Bag

    My 8 year old asked if I could buy her a punching bag. I told her she could hit her brother and save me $25. She responded by saying, “I tried that…

  2. 01 Jul

    It’s Open Season on Abortion Laws

    In the past decade there has been great progress in protecting the unborn at the state level. The U.S. Supreme Court just did everything they could to stop that. Five Supreme Court…

  3. 29 Jun

    Worst. Orgy. Ever

    Drudge Headline: ‘Brexit’ Hot Topic At Elite Hamptons Orgy… Matt Headline: Worst. Orgy. Ever. This is why us religious types will eventually win. The left can’t even run an orgy correctly. We…