Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Thursday, 17 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 11 Jan

    Discuss: Iron Man or Captain America

    *subhead*Talk amongst yourselves.*subhead* Last week I asked CMR readers which was the better role model Iron Man or Captain America. Thank-you to all who responded. Not surprisingly, Cap won the day by…

  2. 11 Jan

    The Least Surprising Endorsement Ever

    I love how we’re all supposed to be surprised that for the first time ever, Planned Parenthood is endorsing in a presidential primary…AND IT’S HILLARY!!!! I mean seriously, who saw that coming?…

  3. 08 Jan

    Congressman: Jesus and Moses Would Fund Planned Parenthood

    In opposing the GOP’s bill to defund Planned Parenthood and repeal Obamacare, Democrat congressman Steve Cohen (D.-Dumb.) argued that Jesus and Moses would oppose it. CNS pulled this quote: “We just came…

  4. 07 Jan

    Poll: Iron Man or Captain America

    *subhead*Put Your Blurb Here.*subhead* I am collecting data for my next commentary by taking an informal poll of Catholics. I would be very much obliged if you would comment with your opinion…

  5. 07 Jan

    Yeah, a Bill To Defund Planned Parenthood is A Big Deal

    The U.S. House passed a pretty major budget reconciliation legislation that would defund Planned Parenthood and reallocates taxpayer dollars to comprehensive health care centers. It is a big deal. I don’t really…

  6. 04 Jan

    OK. How DId This Clone Miss Them?

    If the Empire just taught their clone army to shoot they might have had a chance of defeating the rebels. Y’think it’s possible they cloned a nearsighted guy and that’s why none…