Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 21 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 05 Feb

    NBC’s Brian Williams is a Big Fat Liar

    Stolen Valor. Brian Williams apologized today for recently saying he was on a helicopter in Iraq which was shot down. He said he misremembered or flubbed a story that hadn’t actually occurred…

  2. 04 Feb

    My Favorite Tweet of the Day

    I don’t know who this girl is but I saw the tweet and thought it was just so awesomely fitting for today. Sadly, I think there’s a great deal of faculty and…

  3. 04 Feb

    Please Tell Me This is a Reporter Error. Please.

    Did the principal of a Catholic school really compare marching in a pro-life demonstration to taking drugs? Please tell me this is a mistake. In a story about teachers’ contracts at a…

  4. 03 Feb

    Beautiful New Pampers Ad. It Really is Wonderful

    Who doesn’t love babies? Pampers should. That’s why it’s good news to hear they’re no longer supporting Planned Parenthood. Why in goodness’ name would Pampers support abortuaries? Leaving morality aside, it’s just…

  5. 03 Feb

    Why the Vatican Statement on Plastic Surgery is Important

    *subhead*Transhumanism*subhead* Last week the Pontifical Council for Culture released a document in preparation for the coming plenary assembly that will be discussing the theme “Women’s Cultures: Equality and Difference.” The document contained…

  6. 02 Feb

    The Horrible FFI Must Be Destroyed

    Big thank you to Rorate Caeli for bringing this video to light. This video makes very clear why the FFI had to be destroyed. According to Rorate, this video recorded life in…

  7. 02 Feb

    Pre-Game with Jesus? Seriously?

    Yup. This appeared on a college campus. I think a worthy goal is to try to make ourselves more like Jesus, not Jesus more like us. *subhead*Oh my.*subhead*

  8. 02 Feb

    This is Progress, Right?

    A Mennonite couple who refused to allow a gay marriage celebration is now paying a fine and getting out of the marriage business altogether. Isn’t it nice how these new civil rights…

  9. 02 Feb

    BU Religious Prof Made Me Laugh

    I read an interview with a religion professor from Boston University and it just made me laugh. You really have to have a PhD to sound this stupid. David Frankfurter, professor and…