OK. Reason to homeschool 1,379.

A middle school in Pennsylvania handed out a crossword puzzle to eighth graders based on ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’, the graphic bondage book that is coming out in movie theaters this week..

The puzzles contained terms including ‘spanking,’ ‘submissive,’ ‘leather cuffs’ and ‘bondage’.

Can you imagine? I’m pretty sure the parents are right now searching for whips, chains, and pitchforks to use on school administrators.