Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 22 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 01 Oct

    You Want to Break a Kid’s Heart?

    So I’m sending the seven year old girl and the nine year old boy to bed last night. Right as they were heading up my phone rang and it was my wife…

  2. 30 Sep

    I Am A Neil DeGrasse Tyson Denier

    Really? A famous scientist’s ridiculously absurd approach to science (Smug and wrong) turns out to be the same as his approach to life (Smug and wrong.) Go figure? Neil DeGrasse Tyson, the…

  3. 29 Sep

    Epic Homeschooling Fail

    I was working on Math with my seven year old. She was having problems with deciphering less than and greater than. You know, seven is less than nine. 11 is greater than…

  4. 29 Sep

    New Jersey Nun a Step Closer to Sainthood

    I love this. Sister Miriam Teresa would be the third American-born saint, after Elizabeth Ann Seton and Katharine Drexel. NorthJersey.com: It was nearly 50 years ago that Michael Mencer, a third-grader at…

  5. 26 Sep

    When Our Family is Renewed, the Whole Church is Renewed

    When Pope Benedict XVI called Archbishop Charles Chaput two years ago to ask him to consider hosting the 2015 World Meeting of Families in Philadelphia, his first thought was to refuse the…

  6. 26 Sep

    Seattle To Fine People Who Waste Food

    The lunatics are running the asylum. Seattle wants its residents to compost food scraps so much the city will begin fining homes, apartment buildings and businesses that throw away too much food…

  7. 26 Sep

    Hey, Remember What that Nutjob Santorum Said?

    Ha. Remember when Rick Santorum argued against gay marriage by saying this: “If the Supreme Court says that you have the right to consensual sex within your home, then you have the…