Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 23 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 02 Apr

    Priest Warns Against LEGOS

    A priest in Poland is warning that LEGO’s are from Satan. I kind of agree. LEGOS are a danger. My kids play with them a lot and they get everywhere. Have you…

  2. 02 Apr

    Bono: Jesus Either Messiah or Nuts

    Kudos to Bono here. There is no happy hippie Jesus. Either Jesus was who He said He was, or he was the worst kind of nut or plain evil. When you claim…

  3. 01 Apr

    That’s My Boy!

    Everyone says that my son is just like his mother. He’s tall, skinny, and kind just like his mother. I’m short, chubby and…not as kind. A woman stopped us in the bookstore…

  4. 01 Apr

    Archbishop Wilton Gregory Apologizes

    I have never been a fan of Archbishop Wilton Gregory, but I appreciate when a man acts like man and says I blew it. “We are disturbed and disappointed to see our…

  5. 31 Mar

    The Most Misused Catholic Words

    There are many Catholic words that are very often misused. Today at the Register, I look at three. Sedevacantist, Ultramontanist, and Sensus Fidelium. Please go take a look. *subhead*What does it mean?.*subhead*