Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 25 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 17 Dec

    Whoa! Archbishop Nienstedt Steps Aside After Accusation

    Archbishop Nienstedt of MSP has stepped down from public ministry, handing all of his duties to the auxiliary Bishop following an accusation, that the Archbishop denies, of inappropriate touching of a minor…

  2. 17 Dec

    Israel Needs Your Help…With Building a Decent Snowman

    Now, normally I’d use this article about snow falling in Jerusalem to mock global warming. But boooooring, right? So instead I’m here to ask for your help. Obviously, the people of Jerusalem…

  3. 17 Dec

    Now That’s Some Powerful Scripture!

    A single mother of a special needs daughter awoke in the night to a man, who had broken in through a basement window, and began assaulting her. What did she do? No,…

  4. 17 Dec

    One Man’s Poison Is Another Man’s…

    Let’s play ‘find the poison’ shall we? On this side we have a person responsible for the Church and the spiritual care of billions of souls using broad and sweeping but suitably…

  5. 17 Dec

    So That Apology is Coming to Santorum…When?

    And so it begins. So who’s going to apologize to Rick Santorum? Remember after Lawrence v. Texas, then Senator Santorum said that if an anti-sodomy law was found unconstitutional then soon polygamy…

  6. 16 Dec

    Pope Drops Burke For Wuerl

    I am sure this is just another translation issue where the obvious interpretation is a complete overreaction. Right? Pope Francis has dropped Raymond Cardinal Burke from the Congregation of Bishops in favor…

  7. 16 Dec

    Pope: I’m No Commie And No Expert

    The Pope says he ain’t no Commie, but he likes them just fine. But that is not all, he also says that when it comes to economics, he is no expert. Pope…