Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 25 September 2026

Creative
Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 29 Nov

    Holding My Fire, For Once

    See, you can teach an old dog new tricks. The other day when the Pope released Evangelii Gaudium, I was immediately directed by some to the paragraph deriding free-market economics and ‘trickle-down’…

  2. 29 Nov

    The Shortest Pro-Life Vigil…Ever

    Good news. A vigil that was to take place outside an abortion clinic in Philly may be the shortest one ever. I received this email from a pro-life reader yesterday. Here’s what…

  3. 27 Nov

    NBC’s The Voice Omits “The Lord” from Hymn

    Contestants on NBC’s The Voice sang a…slightly altered version of the gospel hymn ‘Will the Circle Unbroken.’ They left out one little word: “Lord.” The Twitterverse absolutely lost it last night over…

  4. 27 Nov

    Owner of Abortion Clinic: “God Wants Me To Do This.”

    Sickening. Just sickening. Christian News reports: The owner of the last remaining abortion facility in Mississippi told reporters last week that she believes God wants her to be a part of the…

  5. 26 Nov

    Supreme Court to Hear HHS Mandate

    News doesn’t get much bigger than this. Everyone knew the HHS Mandate was going to end up in the Supreme Court. Now it’s happening. The Supreme Court agreed to hear a challenge…

  6. 26 Nov

    My Obamacare Schadenfreude

    I am a bad person and I need to go to confession. The only problem, I am worried that when I confess this particular sin I might lead the priest to error…

  7. 26 Nov

    I am the Bad Thief

    I am the bad thief. Sometimes I am all demands and protestations. Sometimes I say “No.” On Calvary next to Christ, he cursed his fate. The bad thief found himself near Christ…