Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 30 October 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 27 Nov

    NBC’s The Voice Omits “The Lord” from Hymn

    Contestants on NBC’s The Voice sang a…slightly altered version of the gospel hymn ‘Will the Circle Unbroken.’ They left out one little word: “Lord.” The Twitterverse absolutely lost it last night over…

  2. 27 Nov

    Owner of Abortion Clinic: “God Wants Me To Do This.”

    Sickening. Just sickening. Christian News reports: The owner of the last remaining abortion facility in Mississippi told reporters last week that she believes God wants her to be a part of the…

  3. 26 Nov

    Supreme Court to Hear HHS Mandate

    News doesn’t get much bigger than this. Everyone knew the HHS Mandate was going to end up in the Supreme Court. Now it’s happening. The Supreme Court agreed to hear a challenge…

  4. 26 Nov

    My Obamacare Schadenfreude

    I am a bad person and I need to go to confession. The only problem, I am worried that when I confess this particular sin I might lead the priest to error…

  5. 26 Nov

    I am the Bad Thief

    I am the bad thief. Sometimes I am all demands and protestations. Sometimes I say “No.” On Calvary next to Christ, he cursed his fate. The bad thief found himself near Christ…

  6. 26 Nov

    In Which Matt Gets Totally Emasculated

    This is a pretty funny story…if you’re not named Matt Archbold. I coach pretty much every sport for our township. My wife also coaches the Varsity girls basketball team for our Catholic…

  7. 25 Nov

    Mormon Has Pope Envy

    A Mormon woman is saying that she wishes the Mormons had a pope. And not just any pope. She’s jonesing for some Pope Francis. Well, here’s the thing. He can be your…