Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Saturday, 26 September 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 25 Oct

    Hey, Atheists We Tried It Already, It Doesn’t Work

    Religion Dispatches published a story with some hippie type atheist called “UK Atheist Church Invasion.” The subhead promises that the atheist church promises “All the best bits of church, but with no…

  2. 25 Oct

    Hilarious Vid: First Parentitis

    We’ve all gone through having that first kid and we go overboard with…uhm everything. Pat and Mary Shay, my favorite actor-type folks, made this hilarious vid about first parent-it is. It’s funny…

  3. 24 Oct

    How Do You Judge A Papacy?

    I have so many questions and no answers. How and when can we tell if the Pope Francis effect is positive or negative? How can we tell if lapsed Catholics and non-Catholics…

  4. 24 Oct

    On Immigration – Do Something Like This

    The idiot GOP needs lead with something like this. It is fair and just. It acknowledges that we invited the problem without rewarding law-breaking with citizenship. Rep. Darrell Issa (R-Calif.) is planning…

  5. 24 Oct

    Parents Throw Rotten Kids In Jail

    Thanksgiving is gonna be a little awkward this year. Parents had their own teenage girls arrested earlier this month after returning home unannounced from a weekend break to find a raucous party…

  6. 24 Oct

    Groom Forgets Bride at Gas Station

    This guy is going to be on the couch for a loooooooong time. The AP reports: A German couple’s marriage got off to a rocky start when the groom forgot his bride…

  7. 24 Oct

    New USCCB Heads to Be Selected from Ten Man Shortlist

    The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) will elect their next president and vice president of USCCB at their meeting next month in Baltimore. They will be elected from a slate of…

  8. 23 Oct

    Bp. Paprocki: Leave Your Rainbow Sash Outside

    Excellent. Ht. Fr. Z. Bp. Paprocki of SPringfield said “People wearing a rainbow sash or who otherwise identify themselves as affiliated with the Rainbow Sash Movement will not be admitted into the…

  9. 23 Oct

    Pope Boots Bishop Of Bling

    If he is guilty of the extravagances of which he is accused, this is the right move. Pope Francis has ordered the German Roman Catholic prelate known as the “luxury bishop” for…