Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Sunday, 1 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 16 May

    Man Arrested for Slipping Girlfriend Abortion Pill

    A Florida man has been arrested by federal authorities on first degree murder charges for allegedly tricking his girlfriend into taking abortion pills and killing their unborn child. John Andrew Welden, 28,…

  2. 16 May

    Talking Turkeys – Cardinal Dolan Capitulates

    I must admit that my frustration and disappointment with Cardinal Dolan is mounting. The tough talk followed by the wink, nod, and chuckle is wearing thin. Cardinal Dolan, according to the DailyNews…

  3. 16 May

    Politician Claims to be Endorsed by Christ

    A candidate for the office of mayor of North Miami has claimed to be endorsed by Jesus Christ. Anna Pierre has promised free healthcare for all and insisted that yes, she was…

  4. 15 May

    Human Cloning is Back

    *subhead*Lord, help us!*subhead* It is time to get on our knees and pray.  Human cloning is back. Once induced pluripotent stem cells (iPSCs) hit the scene, human cloning slowly faded away. Why…

  5. 15 May

    The Road To Hell Is Paved With Jell-O

    I returned from a business trip a week ago. As I was unpacking my suitcase, I pulled out a pair of pants. I had some change in the pockets and it spilled…

  6. 15 May

    Gosnell Avoids the Death Penalty

    Dr. Kermit Gosnell, the West Philadelphia abortionist who was found guilty yesterday of the first-degree murder of three babies gave up his right to appeal in exchange for avoiding a possible death…

  7. 15 May

    Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor…But Not Your Homeschoolers

    The Statue of Liberty says “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” It doesn’t say anything about homeschoolers. You might remember that German family, the Romeikes,…