Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 19 October 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.

Politician Claims to be Endorsed by Christ

A candidate for the office of mayor of North Miami has claimed to be endorsed by Jesus Christ.

Anna Pierre has promised free healthcare for all and insisted that yes, she was indeed endorsed by Jesus. “Yes, he did endorse me,” she told reporters Monday.

Here’s the poster from her campaign website:

And, here’s the final update from the electoral results from last night. She came in dead last. MSNBC’s take will likely be that Jesus is finished in politics.

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