Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Tuesday, 3 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 21 Nov

    The Quiet Men

    Sometimes I wish everybody would just stop talking, or at the very least speak less. I had the pleasure of watching the fabulous film “To Kill a Mockingbird” again. As I watched…

  2. 20 Nov

    State Postpones Chopping Off Killer’s Junk

    This is nuts. Convicted wife-killer Michelle Kosilek will have to wait a bit longer to learn if his taxpayer-funded sex-change surgery can commence. The controversial procedure has been postponed, a federal judge…

  3. 20 Nov

    PETA: Hunting Magazines Like Porn

    Headline: “PETA Says Crazy Things.” In other news, the sun came up this morning. PETA is encouraging at least one magazine retailer to place hunting magazines with their porn magazines out of…

  4. 20 Nov

    About That Santa Monica Nativity Ruling…

    The headlines blare “Judge rejects Nativity displays in Santa Monica.” Well, yes. And no. From press accounts, my understanding is that the city is not just banning Nativity displays, but all displays.…

  5. 20 Nov

    Didn’t See This One Coming

    The other night I was watching a college basketball game between my alma mater Saint Joseph’s University and Notre Dame. It was part of the Coaches vs. Cancer to raise money for…

  6. 19 Nov

    Therapists: Virtual Child Porn is Great!

    I’m trying to see if I can think up a dumber idea than to promulgate the idea that virtual child porn should be legalized. Hmmm. Nope. I can’t. Daily Mail: Two sex…

  7. 19 Nov

    This is Why Moms Shouldn’t Have Belly Rings

    Dude. This is why mom’s shouldn’t have belly rings. Here’s what happened — Cool mom is chillaxing in the splash pool with the wee one. She’s caught her cool bona fides on…

  8. 19 Nov

    Don’t Judge A Man By His Car

    I have many fond memories of my Father but one that sticks out is about his complete lack of pretension. My Father was a top executive at big Long Island defense firm…

  9. 19 Nov

    Stay Gold

    I am Judas. What I mean to say is that there is nary a difference between him and I. I have often read of his mistake and I thought I understood it. …

  10. 19 Nov

    Baby Jesus Still Makes People Mad

    Typically, when people see babies they smile. But no baby has brought more division and anger to the world than the Baby Jesus. The baby Jesus started out with a contract on…