Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Monday, 9 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 14 Nov

    Can Feminists Get Angrier?

    Gloria Steinem told the Guardian newspaper that feminist pro-choice types “need to get much angrier.’ Is that possible? Asking feminists to get angrier is like: Asking Richard Simmons to get less manlyAsking…

  2. 12 Nov

    Sebelius Spites Bishops Over Abortion

    We know how vampires don’t like daylight. Well, the bishops and now a group of U.S. Senators are pulling HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius out into daylight. And yeah, Sebelius is the vampire…

  3. 12 Nov

    EEG Finds Consciousness in Patients In Vegetative State

    You know how anti death penalty advocates say that if it could proven that an innocent man were executed that America would be so outraged that they’d abolish the death penalty immediately.…

  4. 11 Nov

    Joe Paterno Is a Good Man

    When I grew up my father and all my brothers watched football on Saturday. Our team was Notre Dame and we pretty much viewed all the other teams (especially Miami) as evil.…

  5. 11 Nov

    Daddy Cooks

    My wife was out tonight so dinner was up to me. Now what do kids like better than breakfast for dinner? So I baked up a nice pumpkin yeast bread from scratch…

  6. 10 Nov

    I Love This Guy

    Yeah, what he said. A thousand times over! Rep. Joe Walsh of Illinois gives his constituents a lesson in regulation and then some!! When your constituents won’t listen to the truth, yell…

  7. 10 Nov

    Most Painfully Awkward Rick Perry Moment…Evah!

    This is seriously awkward. Even more awkward than the drunken best man speech I gave at Pat’s wedding. And Pat can tell you, that was pretty darn awkward. Here, Perry announces he’ll…