Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Wednesday, 11 November 2026

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We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 14 May

    Awww. Obama’s Soo Cute Quoting the Bible

    How come every time pro-lifers bring up religion we’re shouted down about the separation of church and state. But Obama’s using scripture to make a push for amnesty for illegal aliens is…

  2. 13 May

    Greatest Conspiracy Ever – The Resurrection!

    Great video about how the evil Church may have started by faking the resurrection. Muhuhahahaha!!!! It’s funny ’cause it’s true. HT The One True Faith

  3. 13 May

    The Scariest Conversation I’ve Ever Heard

    Hey Blogger has us back up and running. Hooray! I can ignore my kids and all the work I should be doing to blog. Yes!!! I wrote a piece at the Register…

  4. 11 May

    Success is a Byproduct of Preparation

    This has got to be the worst bank robber ever. Note to robbers -perhaps try coming up with a checklist before you get in the getaway car on your way to the…

  5. 11 May

    Pope Just Like Violence Endorsing Rapper

    It’s poetry night tonight at the White House. First Lady Michelle Obama invited several poets, including rapper known as “Common” who has written about threats to shoot police and called for the…

  6. 11 May

    ACLU Wants Republican Votes to Count Less

    The ACLU is standing against a bill in Pennsylvania that requires voters to show identification because old people and black people are reeeeeeaaaaallly stupid and don’t know how to get identification. PoliticsPA…

  7. 11 May

    Sister Had Baby!

    My sister Mary had a boy! And the baby’s fine. Thanks so much for all the prayers everyone. My sister’s blood pressure is still a bit high so she’s still being watched…

  8. 11 May

    Mitch Daniels: Words & Deeds

    It is a common complaint that politicians say one thing during the campaign but do something entirely different when governing. Governor Mitch Daniels of Indiana is the Benjamin Button of potential Presidential…

  9. 11 May

    Prayer Request

    My youngest sister is going into labor with her first baby. She’s got that spiking high blood pressure thing that happens sometimes so she’s delivering about a month early. So just say…

  10. 10 May

    Abortionist’s Anti-Catholic Rant

    An abortionist wrote a long essay at the Daily Kos and it’s being cheered as speaking truth to power. As far as I can make out the abortionist defends abortion on the…