Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 09 Nov

    Pelosi Holds Party Celebrating…Pelosi?

    This is the captain of the Titanic celebrating his navigational skills. This is Wade Phillips celebrating his playoff runs with the Dallas Cowboys. This is Wile E. Coyote holding a retrospective on…

  2. 09 Nov

    Bush Lied – To Himself

    I just watched Matt Lauer interview George W. Bush on NBC promoting his new book on his Presidency. By way of a minor preamble, let me state that the interview did little…

  3. 08 Nov

    Obamacare Nun Honored by Jesuit University

    A Jesuit university is honoring Sr. Carol Keehan who publicly supported Obamacare against the bishop’s wishes and despite the bill’s federal funding of abortion. Keehan’s support was a huge public relations coup…

  4. 08 Nov

    Transsexual Murderer Sues for Electrolysis

    A transsexual convicted killer is suing the Department of Correction to have taxpayers pay for a new round of electrolysis and a sex-change operation. Thankfully the response from officials so far has…

  5. 08 Nov

    Lottery Winner Has Some ‘Splainin To Do

    First the good news. Somebody in Michigan bought a $128M lottery ticket. Now the bad news. They bought it at a porn store and in Michigan winners cannot remain anonymous. So in…

  6. 08 Nov

    Israel Charges Imam With Incitement Against Pope

    Israel, that’s the country with all the Joooos that has Ahmadinejad so upset all the time, just gave him more reason to be upset. JERUSALEM (Reuters) – Israeli authorities have charged the…

  7. 08 Nov

    Remain Calm Pro-Aborts. All is Well.

    Sure dozens of pro-choicers got booted from Congress but rest assured it had nothing to do with abortion. Did you hear me? It had NOTHING to do with abortion. At least that’s…

  8. 08 Nov

    Weed Wackers vs. Pro-Lifers?

    You know, I’m starting to think abortionists don’t really care for pro-lifers. Watch how these pro-aborts in Birmingham Alabama use weed whackers to drown out the prayers of pro-lifers. It’s kinda’ nuts.…

  9. 07 Nov

    2010: Worse To Be Anglican Or Democrat?

    Damian Thompson reports on an Australian article that come Monday, two more Bishops of the Church of England plan to announce their defection to Rome. The Archbishop of Canterbury is expected to…

  10. 07 Nov

    Jesus Rises — In Poland

    A gigantic status of Jesus, perhaps the biggest in the world, has risen above a small town in Poland. The white statue with outstretched arms and golden crown rising above the western…