Patrick & Matthew Archbold  ·  Published since 2005 Friday, 13 November 2026

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Minority Report

We Laugh Because We Believe

Set in two inks Black for the argument. Red for everything the Church already answered.
  1. 07 Nov

    Not So Fast In NY-01

    I can’t stand my Congressman, Tim Bishop. I was very disappointed when I heard that he won last Tuesday. I am not a big fan of his opponent Randy Altschuler becuase his…

  2. 05 Nov

    Condoms In Kids Trick or Treat Bags

    Lunatics. Some nutty family decided it would be a good idea to hand out condoms to kids when they came trick or treating at their home. And, of course, they’re shocked SHOCKED!…

  3. 05 Nov

    Please Bomb Something For Obama

    Dear Conservatives,Please bomb something in America just like that Mcveigh fellow did in Oklahoma so that President Obama can reconnect with the voters. It’ll really help his approval ratings. Thanks sooooo much.…

  4. 05 Nov

    #IHadAnAbortion Trending on Twitter

    Women who have had abortions are loud and proud or something and posting all sorts of positive comments about their abortion on Twitter. Yesterday, a trending topic on twitter was #ihadanabortion. Nice.…

  5. 05 Nov

    Bishop: Naziism Rising from the Tomb

    When historians look back in history they sometimes criticize bishops or popes for not speaking out forcefully enough against the atrocities of their age. No historian will be able to say that…

  6. 05 Nov

    ABC: Tea Party Saves Bristol

    Is there nothing that darned tea party cannot do? Conrad Green, executive producer of Dancing with the Stars, says the tea party may be saving Bristol Palin from elimination. (Ht to Weasel…

  7. 04 Nov

    Awesome! Pop-Up Hallelujah Chorus at Macy’s

    Just this past weekend, shoppers at the the Macy’s in Philadelphia (the old Wanamaker building) were surprised when over 600 choristers who were there mingling with regular shoppers suddenly burst into Handel’s…

  8. 04 Nov

    We Rock

    OK. Today is the coolest day ever. Adam Baldwin, co-star of “Chuck” and “Firefly,” just retweeted a post of ours. That’s right Jayne, the Hero of Canton, just retweeted our post on…

  9. 04 Nov

    SBA List Is the Dick Butkus of Politics

    The Susan B. Anthony List is the Dick Butkus of politics. Yup. The Dick freaking Butkus of politics. Like quarterbacks with great offensive lines, self identified pro-life Dems who actually weren’t pro-life…

  10. 03 Nov

    Congrats GOP: Now Gimme!!

    Congratulations to you GOP on your tremendous victory Tuesday. Congratulations to you too, future Speaker Boehner. I know you have many things you believe are part of your mandate. That’s great. Have…