We Laugh Because We Believe

Year 2012

Let’s Replace Romney With This Other Romney

I know it is late in the game, but I say we replace this Mitt Romney fella with this other guy who kinda looks and sounds like Mitt but gives detailed hard answers to questions. I think I like this… Continue Reading →

Things You Can’t Do as a 14 Year Old

*subhead*Parental consent.*subhead* When you’re 14 years old you can’t: vote rent a car drive drink. Get a tattoo without parental consent. see an R rated movie. go on a school field trip to the museum without your parents signing a… Continue Reading →

Caption This Biden with a Baby Photo

*subhead*Biden amazed at baby.*subhead* 1) Wait! This is the blob of tissue we’ve been talking about the past few years. 2) Come on. Baby, stand up, let the people see you. Oh, God love you. What am I talking about?… Continue Reading →

Gay Actor Comes Out! Against Gay Parents.

*subhead*Coming out.*subhead* Actor Rupert Everett has come out. And it’s causing people to freak out and call him terrible names. Everett came out as gay many years ago and I don’t really remember anyone calling him terrible names. But now… Continue Reading →

Why I Think The Race Is Tied

Poll after poll shows Obama leading Romney from anywhere from 3 to 6 points. This is why I think that the race is actually a dead heat. Almost every one of those polls (with the exception of Rasmussen) gives a… Continue Reading →

High School Promotes “Predator and Prey” Day

*subhead*Prey.*subhead* How’s that feminism thing working out for you? On Thursday, Sept. 13,Crookston High School announced that next week’s homecoming activities included Prey and Predator Day. The news release stated that the event will have “guys dress in their camouflage… Continue Reading →

Obama Endangers Us All

Even in the face of obvious fact that the attack on the Libyan consulate and the assassination of the ambassador was premeditated, even with confirmation from no less than the Libyan President, the Obama administration continues to deny this fact… Continue Reading →

Europe Targets Church For New Taxes

Europeans, having dumped God and religion in favor of socialism, now look to tax religion in order to save them from the ravages of their chosen idolatry. European countries, desperate over failing economies and mountains of socialistic debt are now… Continue Reading →

What Is This Guy Smoking?

I think that the fumes from our burning embassy in Tunisia must be getting to Jay Carney. Carney actually said “This is a fairly volatile situation, and it is in response not to United States policy, obviously not to the… Continue Reading →

Freedom of “MY” Speech, Not Yours

Modern psychology defines cognitive dissonance as holding two contradictory ideas simultaneously. The idea is that within a rational mind, this state should provide some level of discomfort and thus the person tries to construct a consistent worldview, even if they… Continue Reading →

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